FOREWORD; I WANNA BE YOUR ALPHA MALE; ELECTROLUX; SPECIAL FEATURE: TEXTUAL COMMENTARY ON ELECTROLUX BY THE AUTHOR; SARCASM WILL NOT HELP ME ACHIEVE MY GOALS; I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WHAT A LOVELY WAY TO SAY I'M EPILEPTIC; SISSY FISTS; PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED CROSSWORDS; MILKMAN; SPECIAL FEATURE: MILKMAN (DELETED SCENE); HAIL, SATAN; STRAPPING YOUNG LADS; SICKER QUICKER; REJECTED ESSAY TITLES; LOOKAGE; INSULIN CHIC; ASTHMATICA; THE LONGLIST.
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Asthmatica is the first collection of comedic fiction from critically acclaimed poet Jon Paul Fiorentino. The stories within are edgy, eccentric and hilarious: a young man finds true love in a household appliance; a wise aunt teaches her nephew how to drive drunk; two juvenile delinquents stalk the milkman; an angst-ridden asthmatic makes an urgent plea to be your alpha male. A text of razor-sharp wit, Asthmatica is an exciting debut.