The fundamentals -- The mechanics -- I'm just trying to be healthy -- Um, It's not a fad, It's a lifestyle -- Hide it Betch -- I'm pretty sure that's illegal -- Fodder for your shrink -- All that other cray shit.
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یادداشتهای مربوط به خلاصه یا چکیده
متن يادداشت
I know that it might be, like, gauche of me to spill the secrets of my chic brethren, but the rest of the world has a right to know. So I've gone ahead and compiled a really long list of some tactics that I have observed my friends and colleagues employ in order to lose weight. And I'm, like, a really good source because I went to a super legit fashion school and I did a bunch of internships at really fancy places. ... Just so you know, this book is totally just FYI and is completely satirical. Like, I just want to make you laugh, or something. No one should take any of this to heart ... I really love the people in my life, but ... they're obvi unhinged and their habits should definitely not be emulated.--Foreword, page 8.
متن يادداشت
Stuff Skinny Bitches Like (Basically) The Chic Diet is a wonderful resource for learning more about the insane habits of the effortlessly chic Size Zeroes that populate well-dressed metropolitan areas. It is a compendium of tips & tricks that have been observed and gathered over the past few years by this anonymous dietary anthropologist, who has held a front row seat to some of the most brilliant and/or horrifying dieting and cleansing presentations that have ever taken place in the history of chic waifs. Like, some of the subjects who are alluded to in this book were uber deranged. And everyone knows that crazy betches are always the skinniest. Everyone can spot a Chic Girl from a city block away. She oozes glamour from every pore as she struts around in her sample sized dress, traipsing around on her skinny little legs in her absurdly expensive heels. People stop to stare and wonder, "How does she do it?" She will preach about balanced diets and red-faced workout sessions, but it's all a farce. Like, didn't you know about her real dietary tactics? Oh, you didn't? Well, aren't you in for a treat! Be it a month-long juice cleanse, a steady diet of air, or eschewal of any foodstuff that isn't green or white, the chic girl knows how to keep her figure svelte and trim. And you know what else she's really, really good at? Being completely, utterly and hopelessly unhinged. So chic, I die.--Publisher's description.
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عنوان اصلي به زبان ديگر
Dietary and psychological tactics of the urban elite
موضوع (اسم عام یاعبارت اسمی عام)
موضوع مستند نشده
Beauty, Personal-- Psychological aspects, Humor.
موضوع مستند نشده
Body image, Humor.
موضوع مستند نشده
Feminine beauty (Aesthetics), Humor.
موضوع مستند نشده
Reducing diets, Humor.
موضوع مستند نشده
Beauty, Personal-- Psychological aspects.
موضوع مستند نشده
Body image.
موضوع مستند نشده
Feminine beauty (Aesthetics)
موضوع مستند نشده
Reducing diets.
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