Thirteen-year-old Peter Paddington is suffering through a typical year of eighth grade - hair is sprouting, he's almost friendless, and he's curious about other religions. On the atypical side, Peter weighs 204 pounds, has a very dysfunctional family, wants a boyfriend, and swollen nipples have just surfaced on his chest. Soon these nipples take on a life of their own, actually speaking to Peter and giving him unsolicited advice.