Allyson Beatrice's job and almost everyone she knows are the result of spending too much time on the Internet talking about vampires, slayers and lesbian witches. A hilarious collection of true stories from Allyson's days as one of the Internet's leading cult TV fan gurus, her mind-boggling escapades include meetings with network executives in dark steakhouses to try to save doomed TV shows and one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans. -- from publisher description.