Includes new introd., epilogue, and some updated text.
Includes bibliographical references.
Ch. 1. Let's All Hop in a Ryder Truck -- Ch. 2. Would Pat Buchanan Take a Check from Satan? -- Ch. 3. "Don't Vote -- It Only Encourages Them" -- Ch. 4. Democrat? Republican? Can You Tell the Difference? -- Ch. 5. Not on the Mayflower? Then Leave! -- Ch. 6. Big Welfare Mamas -- Ch. 7. Let's Dump on Orange County -- Ch. 8. How to Conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot -- Ch. 9. Pagan Babies -- Ch. 10. Germany Still Hasn't Paid for Its Sins -- and I Intend to Collect -- Ch. 11. So You Want to Kill the President! -- Ch. 12. Show Trials I'd Like to See -- Ch. 13. If Clinton Had Balls ... -- Ch. 14. Steve Forbes Was an Alien -- Ch. 15. Corporate Crooks Trading Cards -- Ch. 16. Why Are Union Leaders So F♯!@ing Stupid? -- Ch. 17. Balance the Budget? Balance My Checkbook! -- Ch. 18. Mike's Penal Systems, Inc. -- Ch. 19. Mandate? What Mandate? -- Ch. 20. My Forbidden Love for Hillary -- Ch. 21. A Sperm's Right to Life -- Ch. 22. Let's Pick a New Enemy! -- Ch. 23. Those Keystone Cubans -- Ch. 24. What America Needs Is a Makeover -- Ch. 25. O. J. Is Innocent -- Ch. 26. O. J. Is Guilty -- Ch. 27. The "Liddy Problem" -- Ch. 28. I Try to Commit Bob Dornan -- Ch. 29. Skip the Candidates -- Vote for the Lobbyists! -- Ch. 30. Harassing Gays for Extra Credit -- Ch. 31. Take That Pen Out of Bob Dole's Hand -- Ch. 32. Free Us, Nelson Mandela! -- Ch. 33. NAFTA's Great! Let's Move Washington to Tijuana! -- Ch. 34. Why Doesn't GM Sell Crack? -- Ch. 35. I Want My Tax Break or I'm Leaving -- Ch. 36. Ten Ways to Downsize The Boss -- Ch. 37. Mike's Militia -- Everyone Fired ... Wall Street Reacts Favorably
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The author takes on the corporate and political powers that be, setting his sights on astronomical CEO salaries, downsizing for fun and profit, and other contemporary maladies.
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random threats from an unarmed american
American wit and humor.
United States, Politics and government, 1993-2001, Humor.